Top 3 Blonde Jokes

BLONDE...LOL JOKES(top 3 )


1.Blonde Joke
cliff jump
 A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.




2.Eyes Closed
 Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?

 He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.


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3.New prefix
 If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

 Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
 Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
 Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
 Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
 Bimbag - a blonde's purse
 Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
 Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
 Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
 Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
 Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
 Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
 Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
 Bimboette - a young blonde
 Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
 Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
 Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
 Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
 Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
 Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
 Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
 Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
 Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall